How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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