I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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