I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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