I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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