was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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