We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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