Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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