morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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