So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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