: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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