chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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