you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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