You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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