Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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