Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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