My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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