Is it normal to miss your booty call?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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