Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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