I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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