East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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