How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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