we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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