We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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