Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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