I want to make a zoo with you.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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