Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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