I wish i was in the wii world.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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