I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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