I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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