how can u be prego again
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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