the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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