She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
