hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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