The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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