Whod you bang
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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