But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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