she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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