ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
