Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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