I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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