ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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