Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Found your dick twin last night
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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