ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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