I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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