I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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