i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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