my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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