So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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