Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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