Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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