Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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