Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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